Unless you’re into the diaper thing….. if you lived in philly, you would NOT have been ignored, that’s for damn sure! 255K. No cake. It was written and directed by John Hughes in his directorial debut Plot. I had no idea it was your birthday! DAMMIT! She sent me a nice present of chocolates and gift cards, and actually had flowers delivered to work for me. John Hughes didn’t direct my life. Snowballed • AC/DC. Now it’s definitely bad. Samantha "Sam" Baker (Molly Ringwald) Not-So-Sweet Sixteen. Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. I’ll buy you a drink when you’re around Philly. Esquire - It's a common misunderstanding, but maybe Netflix should run with it and kick off the '80s Reboot Cinematic Universe. Olive Penderghast, a high school student who has lied about losing her virginity to a college boy. Anyone? *** update:  To be fair, Kyle DID try to get me out for dinner. Answer Save. While Netflix, one of the most popular video streaming services, only launched in the 1990s, we mothers had also gushed about nostalgic 80s teen movies. So I think I'm going to use my little blog here to throw my very own pity party. It’s not like I wanted a surprise birthday breakfast and a huge party with tons of friends, a pink Trans Am in the driveway with a ribbon around it, and a really hot guy like you meet in France and you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant or herpes. Summary: Olive wants her life to be like one from a teen movie. Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. happy belated sweetie!!! Then today I read we do too. Sorry this one fell short…happy bday, amigo. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Relevance. 1 Answer. By comparison, my sister tells everyone…and somehow ended up with three family dinners and four separate parties by friends. It's no secret that "Spider-Man: Homecoming" intentionally harkens back to John Hughes' iconic teen movies of the 1980s, including "The Breakfast Club" and "Sixteen Candles… Well, I guess that wouldn’t be happening either if I hadn’t pressed a dozen or so of my closest into crossing international borders and coming to Paris to celebrate the wonder of me. Two separate collections of monologues comprised of 50 monologues for girls and 50 monologues for guys. OLIVE: Is chivalry dead? To fully appreciate Sixteen Candles, John Hughes's directorial debut, one must understand what films were like before the Hughes Revolution.. sixteen-candles.JPG. Thanks! For those that did remember and wished me a happy birthday, thank you so much! With Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Justin Henry, Michael Schoeffling. Buehller?? I didn’t get any b-day cards from my brothers and my parents are both dead. ( Log Out /  You deserve lots of attention…hugs. Sorry I forgot your birthday. Molly Ringwald and Michael Schoeffling in director John Hughes' 1984 teen classic, "Sixteen Candles." I got nothing this year. Home » Monologues » ‘Easy A’ (Olive): “Is chivalry dead?”. What more do you want? I did NOT know it was your birthday and i assure you, if I did I would have acknowledge it and if we lived even remotely near each other I would have offered to celebrate with you. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. And it’s not like they’ve stopped doing this shit. Anyway, I rang you and sang happy birthday in French. Annie Hall Sixteen Candles Mise-en-scene is compilation of everything that appears on the screen from actors, lighting, props and costumes. I posted on facebook that I was going to be at a certain saloon in NYC at 5:30 so people could stop by on their way to the theater (many of my friends are Broadway ushers) and nobody showed up. You see, I’d never received flowers before. I may be heading up your way next month to visit my sister, perhaps Gary and I can take you out for a belated birthday dinner? Done the whole “It’s three weeks until my birthday… it’s two weeks until my birthday… my birthday is next week… guess who turns 40 tomorrow” thing. That’s sort of nice, isn’t it? Just saying..you can create your own reality with this one. Sixteen Candles Cast. Oh and Happy Belated! Sorry your birthday (and your 40th at that) was not so great. This collection is perfect for classroom practice, auditions, and competitions. See more ideas about anthony michael hall, anthony, the breakfast club. Sure my mother and a few aunts always remembered and if I was in a relationship that person would but hell who else would know? Looking forward to the pic accompanying the “I’m not getting older, I’m just getting better” post…. Written and directed by John Hughes. So I think I’m going to use my little blog here to throw my very own pity party. Learn And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air ’cause he knows he got me. Too bad he didn’t know that at the time***. And taking the day off and then having to come back in for the rest of the week would just make the sucking that much more vivid. To be clear, I was definitely NOT expecting this level of fete. I remember when each of my parents turned 40. Y’all need to be getting over yourself right now! Unlike other monologue collections where they are all about the same length and have a similar voice, these monologues have enough variety to challenge any skill level. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air ’cause he knows he got me. CB. On the lighter side, at least you didn’t have to put up with the whole “OMG 40 means you’re going to die someday!” black balloon, Depends for gifts, kind of thing. Scriptwriting; The Breakfast Club Script PDF: Plot, Monologues, and Scene Analysis. We will go have dinner, a movie, and celebrate our birthdays. Happy 40th, Mister! 40 was great, 45 no so much. I got two cards and a handful of “happy birthdays”. I hope your weekend includes some tequila and some naked adult naughty time!!! Smooch! I’m also the type that’s got too much pride to advertise my own birthday weeks in advance. Sixteen Candles is a 1984 American coming-of-age comedy film starring Molly Ringwald, Michael Schoeffling, and Anthony Michael Hall. happy happy 40th (you don’t look a day over 35!) ( Log Out /  Wish I knew how I could make it better. I mean, you’re only like 20 hours away and I DO have a 3 day weekend….sigh…happy belated birthday handsome. Change ). But each line is so uniquely attached to … Yesterday. I had to go out and buy my own birthday cake. Having a birthday on a Wednesday really sucks as well. Unfortunately, we’re the type that don’t get much attention, but happy birthday my friend. Sixteen Candles’ Jake Ryan is the dream boy of the 1980s. Your FB info doesn’t list it, either. For kind of a 'big number' birthday, it was a real non-event and basically forgotten/overlooked by nearly everyone. ( Log Out /  And then do you think that the ‘surprise’ party that my Mom laid on the next day happened by accident. But if I’m being totally honest (and it’s my pity party so I get to be) I guess I was expecting more. Olive wants her life to be like one from a teen movie. So belated Happy Birthday! And now I feel bad because all that sounds like more fun than chocolate mousse and a whirl on the Wii. Yes, lordy lordy look who turned 40! As it was, I had a bagel sandwich and watched HGTV until Kyle brought over some chocolate mousse and we played some Wii. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Sixteen Candles. I started hating it when I was in my teens. Remember way back when 30 was considered over the hill for gay men. Buehller?? I hate to say this but if you’ve hit 40 and had a sucky birthday, there’s a good chance that birthdays will suck for the rest of your life. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. The bright spot for me yesterday was finding out that Chris Pine shared my birthday. Now with hotties like Anderson Cooper (42) the sky is the limit. I must admit the flowers from mom were an unexpected bright spot in my day. I would even have gladly accepted the consolation prize of being felt up by a grandparent and having a weird chinese guy named after a duck’s dork call me “hot stuff”. Pity parties kinda suck, you deserved much better for your 40th. I mean, I can count the number of friends I have here in Minnesota on one dick. Happy Belated! Anyone? Watch: Ben Stiller, Jon Cryer, Billy Zane & Kyra Sedgwick Audition for ‘Back to the Future’, Your Range as an Actor May be More Important Than Specialization, Interview: Brad William Henke on ‘The Stand’, How He Prepares For a Role and Why He Likes Self-Tapes, Interview: Laurence Leboeuf on ‘Transplant’, Going to Medical Boot Camp and Why She Likes Being “Surprised” By Her Character, Gillian Jacobs on Not “Repeating Herself” and Finding a “Character’s Internal Logic”, Sarah Paulson on ‘Ratched’, Character Research and “Honoring” Louise Fletcher’s Performance. At least you are consistent with having crappy milestone birthdays. I would have seen to THAT! Plus 24 more candles equals...? Sure they would have had to force me to go because I was having a fairly miserable day, but at least then I would have known people cared enough to try to make it somewhat memorable for me. Happy 40th Buddy…I truly wish we lived closer to each other, so that I could help you celebrate the occasion…in style! When she arrived, they had a skeleton sitting in her chair with a wig on it. -Mark, Happy belated Birthday, by the way! Happy belated birthday. Girl will remember a passage so powerful it’s gotten its own title: the “Cool Girl” monologue. 1h 39m. Sixteen Candles (1984) Starring Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, John Cusack, Joan Cusack, Paul Dooley, and Michael Schoeffling. And therefore rather disingenuous. “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek” – Happy Birthday CB. "Sixteen Candles" is highly regarded by many as one of the best 80s Rom-Coms, but it contains multiple themes of racism, sexism, ableism, and classism that, quite frankly, aren’t funny 1. Take comfort in knowing that you share your birthday with Macaulay Culkin (though he turned 29). Type: Comediceval(ez_write_tag([[468,60],'dailyactor_com-medrectangle-3','ezslot_1',156,'0','0'])); Character: Olive Penderghast, a high school student who has lied about losing her virginity to a college boy. Happy belated 40th! I need one that was preformed by her, I would prefer it to be from Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, or Sixteen Candles. Happy bday! For kind of a ‘big number’ birthday, it was a real non-event and basically forgotten/overlooked by nearly everyone. god damn it, you know full well that I’d have taken you out for COCKtails and then dinner (or dinHIM) and then back for swatting your ass 40 times. Lots of my friends on facebook wished me well only because facebook reminds them that it was my birthday. Sixteen Candles (1984) Soundtrack 4 May 1984. That’s it. Is it too late for you to come here/me to come there and let me shower you with attention and birthday treats? Love of the Common People • Paul Young. SONGS. And for the third party in September? But I was very cranky, and didn’t make it very easy. I buy my employee’s a cake for their birthday, but that is out of my own pocket… our company doesn’t do anything for employee’s. I need a Molly Ringwald monologue!? A girl's "sweet" sixteenth birthday becomes anything but special, as she suffers from every embarrassment possible. Look on the bright side: maybe your friends are planning a big, 40th birthday blow-out for Fri or Sat night so you can really ‘celebrate’ without having to slog into work the next day. Kajagoogoo (Main Title Song) • … At least this way I actually get a party. But, I did have a nice B-day dinner (Mexican) with the Evilganome. Directed by John Hughes. I turned 45, bought a new toaster with my birthday coupon from Ace Hardware and then had dinner at Outback sitting at the bar, by myself, reading the Mets game. How in the hell do people know it’s your birthday unless you are CONSTANTLY reminding them. I fuckin’ hate my birthday for a lot of the same reasons. Sorry your b-day wasn’t as cracked up to what it should have been. The different situations, styles, and voices make it easy for actors to find a monologue they can relate to. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. I mean, I really didn’t get jack shit yesterday. 173. We just had bagels last week for another birthday. They not only got office parties, but they also had the traditional “over the hill” parties replete with funny gifts and tombstones, black streamers, black balloons and black cake. How’s a bro to adjust? I worked hard to make sure that every living relative was in that room. I chalk up some of my misery to the day of the week. Having my 40th birthday not forgotten would also have been kinda nice. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. On its face, what happens in The Breakfast Club script—five people sit in a room and talk about their feelings—doesn’t exactly seem like the best idea for a movie. Buddy– List of Songs. Late birthday greetings. Love of the Common People (Extended Version) Paul Young. I’m sending 41 virtual paddywhacks your way and the line starts right.behind.me. So I get to save two fifty on a bottle of Juniper Breeze Antibacteria Gel. You big pussy CB. Voila! Why should I care about work, you say? Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. Dont think I even have it on my Facebook calendar. and many many more for ole mangina! Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Of course my father forgot my birthday entirely. Well, I suppose I wanted friends to drag my lousy ass out for dinner or miniature golf or to Dave and Busters. Atleast it doesn’t fall on the day after Christmas like mine! Unfortunately my day started with everyone at work blowing it off. -Mark. Sorry I didn’t wish you a Happy Birthday. Not really but I’m trying to find a silver lining for you. Rambling Along In Life (With a Stern Point of View), Too Disgusting to Contemplate, Too Compelling to Ignore. The Breakfast Club Script Takeaway #1 The Breakfast Club Quotes. So it’s not like there was an abundance of folks willing to plan something on my behalf. Plus 24 more candles equals…? You can’t really go out and get blottoed because you still have to slog through two more days. The background is solid and opening monologue has many lines and they have been captured by the pop culture consciousness. CB…I tell no one it’s my birthyday except for one or two friends..and plan something with them…cause I don’t want a big thing. Selections range from one to five minutes and include comedy, drama, and everything in between. 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